Who did Billy Mays play for?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
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I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
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Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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