The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
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its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
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I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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