So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
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I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
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I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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