I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
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