grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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