I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
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They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
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Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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