Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
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Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
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i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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