I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
He kissed a someone with a penis
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
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I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
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The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
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