Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
this hospital has no fireball
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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