Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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