yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
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Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
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She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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