Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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