Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
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We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
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WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
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