First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
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omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
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sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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