in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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