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I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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