oh god the rape fog is back!
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
