Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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