Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
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you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
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I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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