i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
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He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
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Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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