Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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