the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
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considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
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I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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