that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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