break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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