Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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