You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
