Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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