I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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