Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
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I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
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It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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