Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
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Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
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Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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