He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
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What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
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So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
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