Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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