would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
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No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
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I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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