i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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