Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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