Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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