Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
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it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
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He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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