who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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