i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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