watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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