I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Someone shattered a urinal.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Bring me that man meat
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Randomize
