Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
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best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
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It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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