yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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