Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
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I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
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Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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