she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Farmville is her only friend.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Dignity is for republicans.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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