We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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