Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
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Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
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This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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