Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
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We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
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I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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