your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
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Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
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Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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