your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
People in love make me want to vomit
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
