You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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