i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
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One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
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I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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