Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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