Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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