these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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