Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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