I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
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there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
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The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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