But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Ladies don't puke and tell
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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