Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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